EPISODE1
Captain Smacky awoke to the sound of camels…whoops typo he actually awoke to the sound of cannons, he was as drunk as well as a pirate, and he stumbled out of bed and headed straight for the deck. The blast from the cannons lit up the night sky. Captain Smacky took charge of the ship and issued commands to almost every person on deck “you!” he bellowed “raise the sails, lift the anchor, MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!” “yes sir!!” said Isara . Captain Smacky loaded a cannon and then fired it, he saw it disappear in to the darkness of the night then just when he thought it was over it returned with almost triple its deadly force. It hit the ship making a hole the size of Moby Dick in the Migrated Tuna. Captain Smacky ordered the other men to fire again but soon noticed that nobody was on deck. He went into the kitchen that was now half flooded with water to find every body making one mega huge sandwich.
“Stop fooling around you retards” said Cap’n Smacky “we need all hands on deck”.
“Pyra!!!!” Said Captain Smacky “hi” Pyra replied, “how many cannon balls do we have left” “uhhh none sir” “WTF!!!!! Where did they all go!?, we just had like 50”.
“Well we kind of used em all in that sandwich we were making” Said Pyra.
Pyra looked to his left to see Baron with his mouth full, licking his lips and the sandwich was no longer on the table. They picked up Baron as a last resort and shoved him in to the cannon then they fired.
It was morning, the fight was still continuing, Pyra looked through his telescope and said “holly $#!* This is insane!!!” “ohh ohh let me see!” said Isara….. “uhh Pyra?...this is a kaleidoscope!” said Isara…. “so”, Isara smacked his face with his hand, then he took out his telescope and saw that the ship that was attacking them was controlled by by Gummy bears?!... TO BE CONTINUED